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Monday, July 28, 2008

This is what I meant . . .

So you know how I wrote a few weeks ago that Matthew was into "potty" talk. Here's what he just said as he's getting into the shower: Mom, last night I dreamed that my name was Matthew, but I was a girl.

Me: Hmmm. What did it feel like to be a girl?
Matthew: It felt like pooping on bad guys' feet.
Me: (The "mom" look. No comment. I've learned that if I say anything either way, it's just reinforcement.)
Matthew: Mom, did you know that some policemen really DO poop on bad guys' feet?
Me: (The look)
Then he jumped in the shower and it was done.
Now, I know it's gross and inappropriate. But, it's also FUNNY! Hee hee!!!

3 people had nice things to say:

gorgeous said...

I was driving down the street and I saw a policeman pooping on a bad guy's feet too! Tell Matthew he is right! I think his potty mouth is right and perfect!!! Where do you think he heard it?

xxoo
am

Andrea "The H family" said...

Oh gracious girl..this child must have ya'll rolling all day. I love that he's so free to talk to mommy. Out of the mouths of babes I tell ya. I'll ask my dad about the pooping thing. He's been in law enforcement for years!!

Lucy said...

You know if cops really did poop on bad guy's feet, I'd probably speed a lot less often! :)